Court Rules

As a regular on the bench and an extra in the erstwhile LTBA (L standing for Limbu), I consider myself experienced enough to give out 6 handy basketball tips:

Don'ts-

-Donot trip the opposite captain when the referee is looking.

-Donot hug an opponent when he/she walks towards you with open arms - the player is guarding you, so don't mistake that for camaraderie

-Donot allow any of your male friends to proclaim their love for a female player in the rival college's team, especially with her brother sitting behind him in the stands. (Trust me. Experience tells me that this can happen).

Do's

-Trip the opposite captain when the referee is not looking.

-Communicate. Make some noise out there in the middle. You can cluck, squeal, beep, burp or threaten to bring up your last meal.( For best results in case of the latter, try version Projectile 0.6 without worrying about what Miss K is going to say about this.)

-Stand on tip toe for as much of the match as you can. This should leave your opponents hobbling by half time. Of course I mean that you stand on the tips of your opponents' toes.

*Disclaimer: Relic has found that the field trials of the above methods so far on record donot show any statistically significant advantage over fair play.