Uncommon Wealth Heroes

It was at the uncommon wealth games
That my sporty colleagues shone bright,
The golds they won did us all proud-
Their heroics rocked the night.

Cd was the swimming champ:
He could beat a motor boat;
Usne subah se sirf do glass doodh piya tha,
And that kept him afloat.

Su's team took the football gold.
Their match was such a sleeper,
The credit goes to his sixty girlfriends
Who distracted the opposite'keeper .

AP ruled the boxing ring,
You could hear his victims squeal;
When, Oh when, will those fellows learn
That his bones are made of steel?

Ar was the high jump king-
He jumped twenty feet and five!
Thanks to PK who, before each jump,
Announced that she would drive.

San won the wrestling crown,
He reduced his challengers to fudge
While seven wada pavs in his tummy
Made sure he didn't budge.

And I took the slow biking title.
Of course, it didn't matter-
That no one told me to ride slow and not speed
And what I did was precisely the latter!