Lessons from the parking lot: The Ten Commandments

Pearls of wisdom painstakingly gathered during the time killed (no, brutally murdered) in the parking lot.
1. Thou shall not trust anybody with a waist size more than 30 inches.
2. Thou shall not trust anybody with a waist size less than 31 inches.
3. Thou shall get serious and aim to pass. (oops, too late)
4. Thou shall treat All Others with suspicion.
5. Thou shall not take a compliment at face value. Duh.
6. Thou shall not have lunch in someone's car and then ask for tissue paper to clean the seat. ( at least not in front of jmo- very embarrassing.)
7. Thou shall not play chess under a crow's nest (or a pigeon's nest, for that matter)
8.Thou shall remember that it takes 40 muscles to frown, 15 muscles to smile, and 4 to reach out and slap someone.
9. Thou shall not blurt out 'wada pav!' when somebody asks what can be bought with the last five bucks of contri. ( naphthalene balls is a better answer).
10.Thou shall not step in doggy poo before entering the library.