Whatever happened to the good old days when people who wanted to talk to other people would just go talk to them or may be even call them on the telephone and not TEXT THE FREAKING DAYLIGHTS OUT OF THEM?!!!!

April 30th, 2009

I can't see... this place is so humid,my glasses fog the moment i get off the freezing a/c coach.... how am I going to survive this place for three years? at least? How far is it from here? No mood to walk for miles..this is it? Has more trees than I thought it would....I'll just go straight to her cabin... no point waiting for my co's. let's just take the bull by the horns... I hope she's in a good mood.. with all those horror stories I've heard about her I don't want her to keep me.. First floor, na?.. Oh goody! my co's are here.. I totally believe in safety in numbers.. Nice cabin..cane furniture... would look better in our garden.. are those her grandkids?
Damn!! She's talking to me!!!! Shucks! Shucks! Shucks! What did she say? Dr. who? Wednesday? Wow! Missed it by whisker.... lot's of work today then, I guess... where's S going to be? I'm alone? great! Good luck to me...Oh, female seniors to get us oriented!! Nice... gee am I going to look like that in a year? They look exhausted!! I d o n ' t k n o w w h a t I a m d o i n g ......
Who did she say I'm supposed to meet? I hope he's not some hot tempered bull who'll have me for breakfast at morning rounds... this is the place, right? These people sit inside glass cages? For what? To protect themselves from the patients? Does it really get that heavy? Now how am I going to know this guy? I don't see anyone who could be him.... may be I'll just ask this fellow here... does he have a lot of paper work or what! Who is my senior? This gentleman here? Fast asleep- this one? Should I wake him up? Oh god, no! What if he yells at me for disturbing him... may be if I just stand here behind him and stare at him long and hard enough, the heat from my eyes will gently rouse... HEY!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!! NO! NO! NO!!!! He'll EXPLODE!!! Paper work guy is shaking him awake! Wha'dya want to have me killed or something????
Whew! Calm down. It's okay. It's okay... he seems cool with this. In fact he seems very cool. Doesn't think I look like his junior. Huh? Then what does he think I look like- a milk maid? oh puhleeze!! Don't start with the cliched you-don't-look-like-a-surgeon line....wow! he's actually not saying that... Says I have a good HOU to work under? Shouldn't get affected if people yell at me once in a while? hey.. he's not at all a hot headed bull...... WHAT??? Go back and come on the first? Are you SERIOUS? Dude, it's your post ED. You look exhausted, looks like you could do with a hand- even if it's not a very efficient one. I can do angios, you know. I'm good with angios. You got a couple a' angios to put- I'm neat with them. What? You didn't join before the first so why should your junior? Hey look, buddy, I don't believe in angels anyway, so don't even try... no? You're sure? I go back?
Wow! I just met God. Two more days before the bungee jump... Mum wait for me for lunch.... it's quite a first day.